Our favourite war hero Macbeth Thane of Glamis has returned to Scotland from a civil war, where he fought valiantly. He has returned to his wife and our favourable scandalous lady, Lady Macbeth, who is rumoured to have received a letter about his surprise arrival to Scotland beforehand. Our sources (the Three Witches) tell us that the King is planning to bestow a second thane title upon Macbeth and perhaps a future title of King; it seems they find Macduff’s genes are a bit more cut out for the royal life.
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